The Story of Enchanted T**ty Glitter

I’m lying in my bed one delightful spring morning. It’s May 7th, 2020, to be exact. As soon as I open my eyes, in a fuzzy stage between being asleep and awake, three words pop into my head:  “Enchanted. Titty. Glitter.”  Uhhhh. What?  I don’t even think I have ever said the word “titty” outContinue reading “The Story of Enchanted T**ty Glitter”

Meditation: The dream versus reality

As an unemployed worker in the time of Corona does, I have been ransacking my living quarters, rearranging, and purging random shit. My quest for order and organization has been more Kafka-esque than Kondo-esque. Instead of explaining to most of my belongings that I no longer need them and thanking them for their service, IContinue reading “Meditation: The dream versus reality”

Dead-ication: Cliffnotes Edition

Ok, so, I think I’ve been out of high school long enough to admit that sometimes I had to get creative and B.S. my way into writing papers on books that were assigned. I didn’t do this all the time, but my poor time management skills and anxiety occasionally prevented me from fully reading theContinue reading “Dead-ication: Cliffnotes Edition”

The Finale of the “Dead-ication”: Part 4

It is finally here! The denouement! (Yeah, I’m fancy!) Denou-what? The end of my blog’s dedication! Well, it’s actually a “dead-ication“, because they are all dead. If you want to learn about the people I dedicated this blog to so far, you can read part 1 here, part 2 here, and part 3 here.  TLDR;Continue reading “The Finale of the “Dead-ication”: Part 4″

The Magic of Maine: A Guided Meditation

Or should I say, Maine-itation? 😆 WARNING: Though it sounds (and looks!)  too good to be true, the writing below is dead serious. There aren’t any jokes. I’m sorry. HOWEVER, there is a bonus feature at the end, where you can hear me reading this as a guided meditation. My voice does not naturally soundContinue reading “The Magic of Maine: A Guided Meditation”

Part 3 of the Dead-ication: My Personal Guardian Angels

So sorry (not!) to keep you waiting again with the cliffhangers. Maybe you’re just like, come on witch! Let’s get this longass story over with, already! Well, we’re nearing the end, so buckle up, because you’re in for a wild ride!  In the first part of this saga, you saw me dedicate this website toContinue reading “Part 3 of the Dead-ication: My Personal Guardian Angels”

How a lady doing my eyebrows got me into the graduate program of my dreams

I wanted to apply to a Masters of Arts program in Humane Education before I had any undergraduate degrees. I first learned of the Institute for Humane Education at a table at a VegFest in Massachusetts. My associates degree was still in progress at that time. After graduating from my community college in 2014, IContinue reading “How a lady doing my eyebrows got me into the graduate program of my dreams”

The first Ever Dream Interpretation from the mind of the “Supermoon Supervisor”

The Supermoon Supervisor sent me this dream in her own words (with a few tiny edits by me to it make a little more sense to my readers):  “First, I was basically part of a Chopped competition (Food Network Chopped).  I lost the first round, stayed in for the rest of it, and then movedContinue reading “The first Ever Dream Interpretation from the mind of the “Supermoon Supervisor””

Terrible Tarot Illustrated Reading: Miss Solar Eclipse

Miss Solar Eclipse found me from my first tarot card reading recipient, Tawanda, who shared her reading on Facebook. “I want one!” Miss Solar Eclipse said, kind of like Veruca Salt from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, although this was better and much more important than candy. First, Miss Solar Eclipse actually asked me threeContinue reading “Terrible Tarot Illustrated Reading: Miss Solar Eclipse”

Part 2 of the Dead-ication: My Grampa’s teeth weren’t real AND…

Sorry to keep you waiting. That is how cliffhangers work, afterall.  On the last episode of “All About my Ancestor Angels,” I spoke about my dad’s side of my family. I didn’t get a chance to know my Grandma Lillian very well, but I wanted her to be included in my blog’s dedication for “inspiringContinue reading “Part 2 of the Dead-ication: My Grampa’s teeth weren’t real AND…”